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candiikismet:

Dear God in heaven

geniesinabottle:

when someone you don’t know has you blocked

emaribaby:

women are so considerate like they’ll put all the stuff you could ever need in their bags just in case and then they carry all that weight around and they’ll give band aid’s and ibuprofen and setting powder to any stranger in need, meanwhile men just put their ugly wallets in their back pocket and that’s it

sadtit:

me: mom can we stop at that mcdonalds
my mom: *keeps driving*
me:

feelboss:

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

tastefullyoffensive:

This guy gets it. (via HarrisColten)

grumpsaesthetics:

get a man who can do both

rcktpwr:

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

snaacks:

somebody really made a song out of this😩

1500hp:

i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am

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